• High School: Look down, look down, you'll always be a slave; look down, look down, you're standing in your grave
  • Graduation: Now bring me prisoner 24601, your time is up and your parole's begun, you know what that means
  • Yes, it means I'm free!
  • College: No.






prouvairejehan:

HOME ALONE

TIME TO SING THE WHOLE SCORE OF EVERY BROADWAY MUSICAL



top 50 theatre actors: matt doyle [30/50]



queensimia:

tigersrosescat:

PERFECTION

I love how the rest of the cast is friendly to their counterparts, but the Kirks have to compete with each other.



I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

  • Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
  • Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
  • Me: We cool?
  • Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
  • Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
  • Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
  • Me: So...can I get out now?
  • Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
  • Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
  • Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.




sobbing-teenage-mess:

xanyi:

audreyii-fic:

Hey, remember when we thought this was, like, a fun superhero parody with silly songs and whatnot? And we all laughed and laughed? And then the last five minutes happened?

Remember that?

I DO.

WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT

he got everything he wanted, and it only cost him a Penny



cockismybusiness:

rubitsart:

My storyboard final! An autobiographical tale of the scariest thing I ever encountered while babysitting.

OH MY GOD I AM CRYINLAUGHINGAKJSNDKSJFNSDGKJSD

I LAUHGED SO MUCH I THINK I PULLED SOMTHINGLKfsGH





gotproperdead:

itsmyonlyline:

vulcanest:

johnlockstrade:

johnny depp as 12 helena bonham carter as the companion

danny elfman to rewrite the theme tune

what’s this? what’s this? there’s daleks everywhere

what’s this? there’s no ginger in my hair