June 2013
- High School: Look down, look down, you'll always be a slave; look down, look down, you're standing in your grave
- Graduation: Now bring me prisoner 24601, your time is up and your parole's begun, you know what that means
- Yes, it means I'm free!
- College: No.
HOME ALONE
TIME TO SING THE WHOLE SCORE OF EVERY BROADWAY MUSICAL
I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?
- Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
- Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
- Me: We cool?
- Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
- Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
- Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
- Me: So...can I get out now?
- Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
- Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
- Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
johnny depp as 12 helena bonham carter as the companion
danny elfman to rewrite the theme tune
what’s this? what’s this? there’s daleks everywhere
what’s this? there’s no ginger in my hair
it’s funny how sometimes i think i’m good at some things but then darren criss
